unfuny as fuck
And I have lost count of the number of times where male-bodied individuals have said to me, “Make me a sandwich, bitch.”
a. I’m not your bitch.
b. If I did make you a sandwich, I would poison it, asshole.
My mom actually planted this from cuttings a while ago and she’s very proud of it (every time I come home: “Did you see the succulent pots out front? They look great right?”
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